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The world is on fire. Everything is going wrong. But this is fine, or at least it can be in Pathfinder 2nd Edition.
This Is Fine «Feat 7
General
Prerequisite Toughness
Trigger you receive damage from a critical hit or you critically fail on a basic saving throw
Instead of taking damage immediately, you take persistent damage equal to the amount of damage you would have taken if the attack was only a success or you had only failed on your saving throw instead of critically failed. If the original damage dealt bludgeoning, piercing, or slashing damage, then the persistent damage is bleed damage, otherwise the persistent damage is the same damage type as the original attack.
This is mighty fine!